Sails Off the Rails
Sails Off the Rails is a 5e D&D Spelljammer actual play podcast. Four sailors embark on a voyage to bizarre and dangerous locations throughout space in a desperate bid to save the world. They also goof off, a lot.
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Episodes
Saturday Feb 16, 2019
Saturday Feb 16, 2019
Our heroes begin their journey in the island town of Pike Pass. After a quick stop at a diner, they set out onto the high seas with hopes of redeeming a valuable bounty. However, only danger waits.
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns contact us at sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Music Used:
Banish by Slainte
Maid Behind the Bar by Slainte
The Big Guns by Silent Partner
In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod
Baltic Levity by Kevin MacLeod
Fastest Man on Earth by Jahzzar
Sails Off the Rails by John Aidan and Mason
Saturday Mar 09, 2019
Saturday Mar 09, 2019
Our heroes search for the three keys that will allow them to access the mysterious "tank" joined by their new friend Trevor. However, this proves more difficult than expected since Trevor is a useless ally.
Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; A Surprising Power by Mid-Air Machine; Thiasyn by Yan Terrien; Tension Is Rising by The Insider; Sahara Rains by Hanu Dixit; In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod; Eclosion by Salmo; Backyard Adventure by Hans Hylkema; Action Epic by Komiku; Whiskey by Huma-Huma
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
Email: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Tuesday Mar 26, 2019
Tuesday Mar 26, 2019
The boys have completed their search for the three keys, but a series of disasters occur. Jacques gets stuck under a bookcase. Toro gets oiled up. Jori has a heart attack in a chair. Ethan falls and can't get up. Also, Derter does some wacky hijinks.
Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Tension is Rising by The Insider; Let's Sell Some Cars by Steve Combs; Paintball Theme by Bird Creek; Left on Deimos by Tri-Tachyon; Sex and Death and God by Steve Combs; Nothing by Kai Engel; Calm the Fuck Down by Broke For Free; What a Time to Want to Die by Steve Combs; Knowing Nothing by Mid-Air Machine; Someone Else's Memories by Revolution Void; The SpellBreaker by Tri-Tachyon; Exotica by Juanitos; Let's Apocalypse Later by Ask Again
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
The boys find themselves in a very foreign land unsure how to get home. They make some friends and try their best to make enemies. Needing a "sponsorship," they head out to brave the dangers of space.
Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Brand New World by Kai Engel; Endeavour by Jahzzar; Streets of Sant'Ivo by Mid-Air Machine; If I Had a Chicken by Kevin MacLeod; You So Zany by Audionautix; Shake It by Jahzzar; Candy by Jahzzar
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
The gang fight a curvy giant for a bit. They also attack a burning ship captained by a childhood nightmare. Will the slug babies make it?
Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Let's Apocalypse Later by Mid-Air Machine; Punk In Donuts by Hanu Dixit; Terrible Manners by Max McFerren; Restless Natives by Doug Maxwell; Y Files by Geographer; Blue Scorpion by Kevin MacLeod; Crimson by Sextile; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell; Barge by Gunnar Olsen; March On by Ethan Meixsell; Your Voice Is American by Letter Box; Sky Skating by Geographer; Voyage III - The Space Between Us by The Kyoto Connection; Synergy by Geographer
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
The crew meet Taha and struggle to solve a simple puzzle. The Sunrise Stockpile and its mysterious owner also make an appearance.
Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Lola by United States Marine Band; Barge by Gunnar Olsen; Calm the Fuck Down by Broke For Free; A State of Despair by Mid-Air Machine; Boi by Leviathe; Wicked Things by Quincas Moreira; All Your Faustian Bargains by Steve Combs; Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Jalandhar by Kevin MacLeod
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Sunday May 26, 2019
Sunday May 26, 2019
Jack tries out alchemy with a 0 INT modifier. Ethan does math homework. Jori gets a cookbook. Toro tries to figure out what is going on. We'll be back next week with a new arc!
Music Used: Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Reuben's Train by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Road to Moscow by Jingle Punks; Action by Steve Combs; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; Sanctuary of the Sky Gods by Nathaniel Wyvern
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Monday Jun 03, 2019
The crew set out to the planet Karpri for their first mission from Taha. Along the way, they run into some backwater pirates and their mom.
Music Used: Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Jalandhar by Kevin MacLeod; Dancing Star by Aakash Gandhi; Heart of the Beast by Kevin MacLeod; Aurora Currents by Asher Fulero; Reuben's Train by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Wicked Things by Quincas Moreira; Roots of Legend by Density & Time; Y Files by Geographer; Blue Scorpion - Electronic Hard by Kevin MacLeod; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
The crew travel around the City of Redwater, annoy a king, and be wingmen for a turtle. What were we here for again?
Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Aurora Currents by Asher Fulero; Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod; RESPECOGNIZE by Diamond Ortiz; Iron Fist by DJ Williams; Mob Battle by Silent Partner; Heart of the Beast by Kevin MacLeod; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Line of Flight by Revolution Void; The Big House by Jason Shaw; Shake It by Jahzzar; When the Dead Wake Up by Robert Abraham; Impala Returns by Hanu Dixit; Demise by Ethan Meixsell
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com
Sunday Jun 30, 2019
Sunday Jun 30, 2019
The crew continue their investigation into the fires but run into a few hurdles on the way. Each step forward only leads to more questions. Also Jack gets a brain freeze.
Twitter: @SailsOffRails
Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Dhaka by Kevin MacLeod; Imagine A New Darker You by The Tower of Light; Gaia in Fog by Dan Bodan; Dusty Fingers by DJ Williams; Lost Frontier by Kevin MacLeod